Travis Becker

Travis Becker

Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Holding at a 2.2 GPA at some California Community College.

Lady At Miami Dolphins Game Cuts Line To Take Pee In Men’s Room

Sometimes when you gotta go… You GOTTA GO! The line for the lady’s room was just way too long so this girl found a way to get the pee out of her system the quickest way possible.

 

According to NYPost: The cheeky blonde took advantage of a golden opportunity to pee at a men’s urinal Sunday — holding up her beer while flanked by two male co-relievers.

 

Clad in a pink top and light blue shorts that she dropped to her knees, the woman was captured on video as she held the wall for balance — and took one giant leak for womankind.

 

 

It’s hilarious that she’s going for a high-five with the dude while he’s mid-stream

 

 

She didn’t even drop her beer:

 

 
The footage from Hard Rock Stadium during the game against the Jets was posted on Instagram by the football podcast laceoutshow, along with the caption: “Miami is officially a football town, FOLKS.”

 

The pee posting made quite a splash — receiving more than 65,000 views and a stream of mostly positive comments.

 

“Well, you know how long the line is for the woman’s bathroom. At least she didn’t drop her beer that would have been a travesty!” retiredmsg wrote.

 

“At $16 a beer, I respect her holding that beer in the air! LOL,” posted Hcaines24.

 

Peanuts_dad simply said of the unidentified woman: “Shes a keeper.”

 


Police Make Statement On Kid Who Launched Cat Into Air On Snapchat (Disturbing)

Well guys… It didn’t take long for the internet to combine their powers for some good and find the location, cat, and person responsible for launching it in the air into the road.

 

This cirlce on the eyes thing must be some gang stuff. Luckily the interent has my back:

 

 

The video that went ‘viral’ I hate saying that for a video like this showed a dude launching a cat into the road. I included it below but be warned it is disturbing to watch.

 

Check out the video below:

 



 

It didn’t take long for people to ID the location and then the dude.

 

 

The local police were flooded with comments and concerns about the cat as well as with some death threats about the kid. Side note… Not smart to Tweet that to the cops.

 

 

Even a dude working for FOX news showed 0 chill:

 

The Police made this statement updating everyone on the situation:

 

 

It sounds like the dude isn’t a real good guy.

 

 

There is no way that video really exists right?

 

Wrong:

 

 

Just a pure scumbag.

Amazon Driver Caught On Camera Taking Dump In Driveway

She was dropping off more than just a package…

 

When Nemy Bautista arrived to his Sacramento home on Tuesday, he found what appeared to be dog poop at the bottom of his driveway. When he looked at the footage in his security camera, however, he found a dissatisfying surprise.

 

Bautista told Fox News on Friday that instead of a puppy relieving itself, he watched a woman who was delivering a package for Amazon driving a U-Haul doing the deed.

 

He said he was “shocked” by what he saw and immediately contacted Amazon and filed a complaint.

 

“I wanted Amazon to come clean it up,” Bautista said, adding he missed the delivery by minutes.

 



 

The homeowner said the representatives for Amazon were “shocked and thoroughly apologized” and told him they had contracted a third-party company to do those deliveries.

 

 

A supervisor for the driver arrived at Bautista’s home about five hours later, unprepared to deal with the “package.”

 

“He didn’t have any gloves, nothing,” Bautista said. “He grabbed a plastic bag to scoop it up and I told him he couldn’t put it my [trash] can. I didn’t want it stinking up my can.”

 

The man asked Bautista if he could leave it beside the trash can, which he did. Bautista eventually put it in the trash can after the man left.

Guy Documents His First Fart In Front Of His Girlfriend

WOOOOOOOOW. What a rip! I love it!

 

The guy wrote: Ever wanted to see what the first relationship fart situation looks like? Here!

 

Achievement Unlocked
 
1000 G – The First Fart!!!

 




 

That was a short video and well worth the reaction but since you are here… Here are some more videos of people farting:

 




 
10 mins of chicks!


  

Girl Finds Genius Way Of Getting Cheating Boyfriend Off Car

If you have a problem with someone not getting off your car, take a page out of this girls book.

 

This girl was fed up with her boyfriend cheating on here over and over again so she was leaving. He wasn’t going without a fight.

 

He jumped on her car as if that would make her not leave. He ended up just busting more of the car up.

 

 

He looked pissed!

 

 

Check out the video below:

 

Woman Gets Blasted In The Face After Asking Dude To Stop “Manspreading”

Well, that escalated quickly… All it takes is a few words on public transportation and you can end up with a fat lip!

 

According to NYTimes: A woman says she was slugged in the face by a racist lunatic on the subway — all because she asked him to stop “manspreading.”

 

The aftermath of Thursday’s violent exchange was caught on video as a good Samaritan tries to defend the woman and usher her violent attacker off the train.

 

The victim, Sam Saia, said she was riding the N train through Bensonhurst while on her way to work in Manhattan when the man sat down and started overcrowding her around 7:45 a.m.

 

“He proceeded to press me against the wall and man spread me excessively,” she wrote on Facebook after the incident.

 

“When I asked him to give me room, he yelled ‘B–ch, you ain’t nothing! I’ve raped white b–ches like you, f—ing c–t! You ain’t nothing, you f—ing b–ch!’”

 

 




 

The woman said she put in her earbuds and tried to ignore the raging man as he continued his tirade.

 

But the man then socked her in the mouth, bloodying her lip and knocking her head into the wall behind her, she said.

 

That’s when a man ran to the woman’s defense and started grappling with the suspect.

 

The good Samaritan, who described himself as being “not on duty right now,” told him to “get the f–k off the train.”

 

The attacker tried to apologize to the woman before exiting the train.

 

In her Facebook post, Saia said she reported the incident to police, although the NYPD said they did not have a report on file as of Friday morning.

 

The video is being investigated by police, an NYPD spokesman said.

 

Here is the video of him stepping in after the punch: “Woman punched in the face manspreading on NYC subway”

 




 

Here is an interview with the good samaritan who stepped in:

 

  

Guy Finally Met Best Man At Wedding After Playing Xbox Together For 15 Years

This is some deep deep love. Probably more love then he has for his wife. I am not even kidding. This is a long time to be ride and dying with someone.

 

According to Metro: A man who met a group of friends 15 years ago on Xbox made one of them his best man – despite never having met in person.

 

Charles Powell, 28, married Myra, in West Chester Ohio, earlier this month and asked Josephf Morris to be his groomsman in what would be their first meeting. The wedding day was magical and one that Charles will cherish forever – but it wasn’t just watching his now-wife walk down the aisle that made it so special.

 

It was the friends who attended his wedding. Because Charles didn’t meet best man Josephf Morris, from Baltimore, Maryland, and guests Joseph Waters and William Brown, at college or while in a bar. He met them on Xbox back in 2003.

 

Charles had been playing Phantasy Star online when he met Joseph Waters, known on Xbox as ‘Sinjo’, from Detroit, Michigan.

 

 

He asked him during the game for an item called monofluid, something that gives you more magical powers, and was subsequently introduced to William Brown, ‘Wi1L B’, from Nashville, Tennessee. After playing the game with the two for a while, the three were then introduced to Josephf Morris, aka ‘Grimmjo’, who was also an Xbox-fanatic.

 

‘We’ve been friends ever since,’ Charles tells Metro.co.uk. According to Charles, the four have been friends for around 15 years and, despite having never met before the wedding, they’ve always been incredibly close.

 

 

And so, when Charles finally proposed to Myra, he thought it’d be the perfect opportunity for the group to finally meet in real life. While Charles invited all of the guys along to his wedding, it was Josephf Morris he wanted as his best man. He explained that this was because, over the years, he’d grown closest to Josephf.

 

He added: ‘I knew he wanted to come down here because his father is from around here and hasn’t seen him since he was 3 so he ended up meeting him. I also knew I could trust him to show up.’

 

Since the big day, Charles has gone on to get loads of love online after he shared a photo of himself with Josephf to Twitter. Alongside the photo, he wrote: ’15 years of playing on Xbox live.

 

 

The first time we have ever met, and he’s a groomsman in my wedding. Online friends are real life friends.’

Dude’s Hot Girlfriend “Allegedly” Chopped Off His Junk During a ‘Sex Game’

Well, that was not how the game was supposed to end. At least I don’t think so!

 

TheSun: A MAN who had his penis and testicles hacked off with pruning shears by a pretty architect claims he was attacked during a sex game.

 

It was reported the 40-year-old musician, known only as Sergio Fernandez, was sleeping when he was allegedly mutilated by stunning blonde Brenda Barattini in the Argentinian city of Cordoba.

 

 

But his lawyer insisted yesterday his manhood was targeted while he was blindfolded and aroused.

 

Meanwhile, Brenda’s lawyer Carlos Nayi says the 26-year-old was defending herself from a sex assault after being fooled into letting Sergio into her apartment.

He said: “There’s justification for what happened. The information I’ve received is that she was the victim of a sex attack.” …

 

 

The claims were rubbished by Eduardo Perez, the lawyer acting for Sergio whose reproductive organs are reported to have been rendered useless despite an emergency hospital op which has put him “out of danger”. …

 

 

Insisting the pair had been seeing each other for several months, he added: “They were in the middle of things. He wasn’t asleep. They began with a sexual game in which he was blindfolded. There is evidence that was at the crime scene.

Guy Has “Expensive Freakout” While Playing Friend’s VR For First Time

Definitive proof that VR is the future of gaming.

 

The dude wrote: My buddy Perry tried out the VR for the first time… didn’t end too well.

 

Update: Perry is a very generous person. He bought me a new TV!

 

The comments on youtube all noticed the same thing I did. At the moment of disaster the camera person had just as bad of a fail: And of course they never film the part when he falls on the tv instead you record your nose we don’t want to see your boogers .

 

 

Check out the video below. Didn’t end too well was an understatement.