Parking Justice: 16 People Who Parked Like Jerks and Paid the Price

That sure is a shiny looking new car you have there. It’d be a real shame for something bad to happen to it. The easiest way to ensure it doesn’t get ruined when you take it out of the driveway — DON’T PARK LIKE A TOTAL PIECE OF GARBAGE. 🙂

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27 year old builds his own homemade super car

27-year-old Chen Yan Xi is a Chinese engineer with a passion for cars. He recently showed off his latest creation at the 2015 Hainan International Automotive Industry Exhibition and it looks like a dream come true. He built the car from scratch and it looks like it could hold its own against any Lamborghini or Ferrari.

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This Photo Of Two Girls That Has Gone Viral Is A Lesson In Paying Attention To Your Surroundings

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It’s 2015, which means ANYTHING has the potential to go viral.

If we don’t want to end up on the internet for all the wrong reasons we have to be careful, from a toe-curlingly cringey Tinder message to a very questionable photo.

This is the latter. When these two girls posted this image online, how they didn’t notice what was hanging above their heads is beyond us, or maybe they did, and they just wanted to get internet famous.

 

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But if they didn’t, how on earth did they not see that monstrous double-ended aggressive rubber sex toy looming above their head?!

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Unsurprisingly the picture has spread across Reddit and Imgur like wildfire and this should be a lesson to anyone in paying attention to your surroundings when constructing a photograph.

NBA’s Klay Thompson Gets Called Out After Girlfriend Catches Him Naked with a Groupie

Klay Thompson just got put on blast after his vine star model girlfriend caught him in bed with a groupie!

She has deleted the Tweets, but nothing is deleted on Twitter… Here are the screenshots of the tweets before she deleted them.

 

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She has deleted all the photos of her and Klay off Instagram.

 

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But it got me thinking. WHY WOULD HE CHEAT ON THIS?!.

 

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I wonder what the groupie looked like… She had to be a ten.

Texts From Your Ex Is One Of The Best Accounts To Follow On Instagram

There’s nothing worse than texting your ex way after you’ve broken up and being shut down because when they said it was over, they meant it was over.

To that end, someone has created an Instagram account all about those awkward and cringeworthy texts, dedicated to bringing the world the funniest in ex-messaging.

Called Unspirational, Texts From Your Ex, they’re now releasing a book of the same name to entertain the masses with.

You might laugh, you might cry, but these are class…

 

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You’ve heard of Air Force One, but I doubt you know much about the President’s other ride

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This car, built by the Secret Service, is a custom job from the ground on up. The car that ushers the President around costs nearly $1.5 million and is called “Cadillac One,” and nicknamed “The Beast.” The moving fortress is impenetrable to bullets and bombs and well just about anything else you can throw at it.

The car only gets 3.7 miles to the gallon, however, when you see all the gadgets the car has you’ll understand why. The cars (there is more than one copy) are manufactured by General Motors in Detroit and have a gasoline V8 engine. The top speed and weight of each car is classified, as is the bulletproof technology used in the windows.

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Guy Responds Brilliantly To Woman Who Text Him By Mistake For Months

Imgur user EWW3 has uploaded a number of texts he received from a complete stranger who thought she was texting her mate Wendy. Instead of ignoring the lady hoping she’d go away, the guy, who we’ll refer to as Bearded Wendy, decided to embrace it and send a number of selfies.

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The firs text was received in February and somehow in August, Bearded Wendy was still receiving texts.

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Here’s The Ridiculous $600,000 Mercedes Drake Raps About Owning With Future

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – MARCH 03: The new Mercedes-Maybach S 600 Pullman is shown during the 85th International Motor Show on March 3, 2015 in Geneva, Switzerland. The 85th International Motor Show held from the 5th to 15th March 2015 will showcase novelties of the car industry. (Photo by Harold Cunningham/Getty Images)

“I just got the Mercedes Pullman, you n—– never heard of it, you gotta hit up Google”

So what is a Mercedes Maybach Pullman? The folks over at Business Insider *actually* took Drake’s advice to hit up Google. Turns out a Pullman is MASSIVE… It’s over 21-feet long and, according to Car And Driver, “more than four feet longer than a Mercedes-Benz S-class.” It has a 523-hp 6.0-liter twin-turbo V-12 under the hood and two chairs facing forward and rearward in the back.

The 2016 edition costs a cool $600,000, according to BI. So of course it’s something Drake owns.

What do you think about his ride, Bros?

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - MARCH 03: The new Mercedes-Maybach S 600 Pullman is shown during the 85th International Motor Show on March 3, 2015 in Geneva, Switzerland. The 85th International Motor Show held from the 5th to 15th March 2015 will showcase novelties of the car industry. (Photo by Harold Cunningham/Getty Images)

during the 85th International Motor Show on March 3, 2015 in Geneva, Switzerland. The 85th International Motor Show held from the 5th to 15th March 2015 will showcase novelties of the car industry.

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - MARCH 03: Daimler AG chairman Dieter Zetsche speaks next to the new Mercedes-Maybach S 600 Pullman during the 85th International Motor Show on March 3, 2015 in Geneva, Switzerland. The 85th International Motor Show held from the 5th to 15th March 2015 will showcase novelties of the car industry. (Photo by Harold Cunningham/Getty Images)