He got lucky he only got that glass stuck in his foot. He very easily could have lost his Johnson! This is why you never try and get creative after returning from a bar!

 

I still can’t imagine what goes through the mind of someone who considers climbing on a table that has a hot plate with boiling water on it

 

The game never have I ever was made a pre hook up set up so you know you can talk someone into doing something kinky.

 

The guy wrote on Reddit:
Thanks to the fuck up I’m writing this on my phone so I apologize ahead of time for any typos.

 

So last night a few friends came to my place to pre-drink before going out clubbing. We were drinking vodka in glass bottles (fuck up #1) and began playing “Never Have I Ever.” Naturally, the game got pretty kinky after a bit, and it concluded with “never have I ever had sex on a table.” You see where this is going.

 

 

 

So anyway, fast-forward 4 hours, post-club. I bring back one of the fine young ladies we were pre-gaming with and, given that McDanks was closed, we decided to make ramen. Classic drunk college students. So I place a pot full of water on the hot plate on my table (we don’t have an actual stove in my apartment) and wait.

 

One thing leads to another and we start hooking up and (determined not to lose in Never Have I Ever next Tuesday) we eventually move to the table. Meanwhile the water is full on boiling, my laptop is out on the table playing music, and the vodka bottles are still out on the table. One of the legs of the table ends up SNAPPING OFF (we’re not that heavy I swear), sending everything on the table crashing to the ground, including us, as well as said boiling water, which conveniently lands all over my MacBook.

 

 

I spent the whole morning not only chugging pedialyte to cope with the hangover, but also picking out shards of glass from our feet (couple goals) and watching the water continue to drip out of the USB port of my laptop… 12 hours later. I suppose we lucked out in terms of the water not landing on us, paying for skin grafts is definitely far worse than the price of a laptop, but it still sucks throwing $1200 down the drain. TIFU.

 

TL;DR

 

Played Never Have I Ever, which gave us the brilliant idea to have table sex. Said table breaks, sending boiling water straight onto my MacBook.

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