That sure is a shiny looking new car you have there. It’d be a real shame for something bad to happen to it. The easiest way to ensure it doesn’t get ruined when you take it out of the driveway — DON’T PARK LIKE A TOTAL PIECE OF GARBAGE. 🙂

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