It is a bird. A plane? It’s SUPER DIC!!!

According to TMZ: Look, up in the sky! That’s definitely not a bird or a plane … it’s a giant freakin’ penis.

That’s right, the U.S. Navy is taking time out of, y’know … defending the nation, to issue an apology for one seriously cocky pilot. The giant dong popped up Thursday in the sky over Washington State.

The Maverick-wannabe who pulled the stunt hails from the Whidbey Island naval station … which prompted his superiors to say, “We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

Get that? IF there was “training value” in it, we’d be seeing twigs and berries all over the sky.

Aim high!!!

Some people in the town were offended by the illustration and reported it to local news stations including KREM.com.

Others saw the funny side as they watched the pilot complete their masterpiece.

‘After it made the circles at the bottom, I knew what it was and started laughing,’ one said to the SeattlePI.

‘It was pretty funny to see that …You don’t expect to see something like that.’

Twitter users shared their appreciation in their droves.