It’s not cheating if it’s the “plot” of a Pornhub video.

 

Cuck level: 5,000.

 

I get that people really want to have threesomes these days. People are weird and have tried everything else so this is the last thing on the bucket list.

 

Well, this girl just went ahead and set a new bar for weirdest 3 way.

 

At least she wasn’t cheating on her boyfriend…

 

The underrated part of this pic is that they are both drinking 4 lokos in the parking lot! Shout out to that. These girls like to party!

 

Actually, now that I type that I think this makes the whole situation even weirder. You are drinking in the parking lot after making out with this person? Whatever.

 

What is life?

 

This pic was blowing up on Reddit and one user had the perfect plot for it all:

 

“Baby, I’ve found someone to join in that threesome you’ve always talked about”.

 

Cool, is she hot?

 

“Yeah”

 

Really, my mom?”

 

Sigh. Unzips

 

Here is what she posted on Twitter:

 

 

The reactions were about what you would have guessed.

 

 

Still not the weirdest thing posted about a mom on Reddit. Remember this dude? He did an AMA after his TIFU by banging my mom for years! Here is just the cliff notes:

 

IAMA Man who had a sexual relationship with his mother.

 

 

When I was in my teens, I had a sexual relationship with my mother. I think that we would both characterize the experience as positive. Please fee free to ask anything but I will not discuss anything that would reveal my identity. Recently, my mom and I spoke with a researcher that is studying example of incest that were not traumatic. He is preparing a paper on the subject. I am not an advocate for incest. For whatever reason, it worked for us. Don’t use use my experience as a template. I am here to relate my experience, not debate incest as a subject.

 

Here are a few FAQs that people will probably ask:

 

It started when I was 14, my mom was 37

 

I have an older sister that was unaware and not involved.

 

My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom’s decision.

 

 

It ended around college.

 

Yep… That is enough internet for me today.