Travis Becker

Travis Becker

Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Holding at a 2.2 GPA at some California Community College.

School Teacher Trying To Join FBI Gets Busted for Inappropriate Relationship With Student

Her nickname is wannabe FBI and I have a feeling having this on your record is a big no-no when applying for the job. Now that I think of it, having any job with this act on your record seems unlikely. Another day another teacher. This time with a twist.

 

According to TheSun: A FEMALE cop has been accused of sleeping with a 13-year-old boy while working as a teaching assistant and security guard.

 

Maria Velez is said to have had sex with the underage pupil multiple times for almost a year.

 

Now a judge has banned the wannabe FBI agent from having any contact with him after she reportedly told him to lie to detectives probing the allegations.

 

Velez became a cop after quitting her job at Clark Elementary School, Cleveland, Ohio, in December, 2015. She had sex with the student during the previous nine months, said prosecutors.

 

 

The 24-year-old … was hired at Clark Elementary in October 2014 as a bilingual instructional aide after studying psychology and Spanish at uni, according to her school personnel file.

 

She said in a Linkedin profile while studying: “My overall objectives in life are to graduate from John Carroll University and then become an F.B.I. Agent.”

 

An investigation into the allegations started last month, an arrest warrant said.

 

Velez then reportedly tried to get the student to lie to cops on the case.

 

It has not been disclosed what triggered the inquiry or where Velez’s alleged liaisons with the lad took place.

 

She was mostly recently assigned to patrols in the city’s Fifth District before her arrest.

 

She has been suspended without pay, police spokeswoman Sgt. Jennifer Ciaccia told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

 

School district spokeswoman Roseann Canfora said: “The allegation did not surface when she was an employee of the district.

 

 

“However, when the allegation surfaced recently against the former employee, the information was referred to Cleveland Police and the Department of Children and Family Services.”

 

The case will go before a Cuyahoga County grand jury to decide how it will proceed.

 

Police Union President Steve Loomis said: “Like all Americans, Officer Velez is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Couple Arrested After Posting Video of Sexual Act in Library Then Vandalizing Books with Semen

WTF ARE YOU THINKING. You know this is going to get you in trouble and make you look like a real dirtbag. But I know, lets film it all so we can make sure to remember this forever!

 

I have said this so many times it comes out so easy now. If you are going to do something stupid, first stop and think about it. Is it worth it? Do you really want to do it? If you answer yes and want to be a scumbag let me offer you a part two of advice… Don’t film it! Why on earth do people keep doing this! You know what happens when you film yourself? You are proving you’re guilty.

 

Good luck talking your way out of this one when you have the video of you in the library that was vandalized in the section doing the deed.

 

Dumb dumb people.

 

The couple that filmed the video have been identified. I wonder how… The video is to bad for FB but let me break down what I can. How do you get caught? Well start by showing the scene of the crime like so:

 

 

Do some of the moves you gotta do to reach the finish line.

 

 Grab the closest book to you and act like you are playing that game with the cracker. You know the one where the frats all race to finish on it, loser eats it. Do that, just inside the book. Miss a little bit so your girlfriend had to smear it around.

Also, make sure you get her face in the video. Have to make sure that can be ID’d.

 

 

Bingo! You got it. Showing so much remorse for the situation. Judge is going to love that. Lastly, you need to make just enough noise so you can get the attention of someone. Because what good is doing the crime without at least one witness.

 

 

Got her! Perfect!

 

Now we just need the judge to review the evidence and drop the punishment on these geniuses.

Guy Thinks He’s Meeting Crush At Halloween Party Only To Discover The Bad News

When I say this I first thought: “I bet the girl he went to meet was actually a dude” and I wasn’t 100% wrong! This just goes to show, you can’t trust anybody these days.

 

How have people not learned that if it’s to seems to good to be true IT ALWAYS IS!

 

This is a new fresh cut for this poor guy. It goes to show you should never send dick picks to anyone ever. He Posted his crazy Halloween night on Reddit:

 

Surprisingly, this did happen last night but it started a few weeks ago. I  was talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. She added me on Instagram and seemed hot but was private. I added her back and thats when she first messaged me.

 

She was on my campus and we talked all day about things going on. She seemed perfect, had similar interests and hobbies and was easy to talk too.

 

(this is who the dude thought he was talking to)

 

 

I got the courage to ask her out but she declined. Things were awkward for a little and we didn’t talk for a few days. Then she added me from a different account.

 

She was messaging me from her “promo account” now. When I asked what that was it was basically the one she used to contact business and clients or photographers. A lot of people today have been telling me that should have been a red flag but why would I think it wasn’t her when it was her pics and she had all the contact info there.

 

Yes I had sent her dick pics in return for some of her. Or who I thought was her.

Here is where the fuck up happens. We finally set up a time to meet in person. Last night at the Halloween party off campus. I got the outfit off Amazon that she suggested would “fit me good” that only cost $140… She also told me to bring some weed so I got dressed back some weed and headed out the door.

 

 

I messaged her after 30 mins of waiting at the party before I finally got a response. She told me to head into the kitchen which took me 15 mins to get there (place was packed) Only to get there and see she said she went upstairs. When I got upstairs I saw my sister and her boyfriend. I thought it was a coincidence until I saw both of there faces. I knew something was up and her douche boyfriend said in his douchiest voice: “you got the weed?”

 

I wanted to knock him out but was also so sad. I yelled at her while they laughed and asked why. She told me they were bored and “I snitched on them to Mom awhile back” Douchebag Chris also commented on my dick and said he enjoyed watching me stroke it.

 

I want to kill myself.

 

tl:dr Thought I was meeting the girl I met online and sent dick video 2; turned out to be my sister and her bf getting revenge

 

Edit: Thanks for the gold stranger and yes I went home and smoked the weed. I also added the real girl they were using to catfish me on IG. Hopefully, she sees this feels bad for me and adds me back.

Woman Says She Can’t Find A Man Because She’s “Too Attractive”

We have all heard this one before… Sadly, I think this girl has the thought in her head that she is that much greater than everyone else. I mean, maybe like a Kate Upton or someone could say that…

 

Appearing on This Morning to open up about her plight, 44-year-old Dawn Cousins told Holly and Phil that she refused to settle and was really struggling to find The One.

 

She told the hosts: “Obviously I’m a very attractive woman, I look very young, I’m very fun and I’m not your typical 44-year-old mother of four children.”

 

While she was saying this, the camera cut to Phil, who couldn’t stop himself from smirking – at one point, he even started biting his lip to keep from laughing. He can be savage, can’t he?

 

 

Dawn carried on regardless, telling the hosts: “I’m finding that younger guys are messaging me but they just want to take me out because I’m hot.

 

 

“And then older guys don’t put any effort into themselves, but they want me to send them pictures of me looking good and they want to look at my body.

 

Check out the video below:

 


Drug Dealer Sets Up Hilarious Automated Message On His Birthday

Now this is how you go above and beyond for your customers.

 

This post is awesome and I love the fact that a dude is going above and beyond when it comes to customer service but we need to realize something here. The girl who posted this pic WHICH HAS NOW GONE VIRAL with over 100,000 likes just exposed to the internet that she was trying to buy some pot.

 

And before you say, “well maybe its legal.” if it was you can get it at a shop you don’t need the weed man!

 

When @_Mandieeee shared Weed Guy’s hilarious ‘out of office’ message, Twitter was quick to respond to his post. They not only commended his savvy customer service skills but some even considered taking him on as their dealer.

 

Her dealer sent an automated message informing her he’d be unavailable for a few days… just so he could celebrate his birthday.

 

You’ve got to give him credit, it’s more polite than simply ghosting for a few days.

Simply known as Weed Man on her contacts list – let’s be honest your local dealer will never give out his/her real name – he sent out a mass message saying he’ll ‘be OFF’ on his birthday and ‘most likely the following Saturday morning recovering’.

 

He goes onto to inform his clientele that he will ‘resume Regular scheduled hustling’ on Saturday evening, so while his choice of occupation could be deemed questionable you can’t help but admire his consummate professionalism.

 

Scammer Gets Instant Karma After Jumping Onto Mans Lamborghini

You gotta be a real low life to run up on someones nice car and jump on it in the hopes that you piss them off enough to knock you out. Then you get to sue them for assault.

 

What a messed up world we live in where someone looks to do it, knowing that this dude has some money…

 

The owner of a Lamborghini supercar got more than he bargained for while he was showing off his $420,000 pride and joy on the streets of San Francisco.

 

This footage shows the incredible moment a man wearing a rucksack leapt onto the hood of the parked Aventador Superveloce and ran along the top of it as shoppers watched in awe.

 

Its bling king driver look dumbstruck. He had been standing next to the red supercar at the time, wearing red trousers – possibly in homage to his high-powered machine.

 

Someone from the scene wrote:” What is the backstory? well… the person jumping on the car wasn’t provoked they should be sent to a psych ward in prison because he must be suicidal or delusional either knowing or not knowing that the owner is going to try to kill them.

 

 

So why was the car stopped and the driver out of the car in the first place?

Total scammer. Look at the way he puts his hands behind his head and smiles up at the guy waiting to be punched. He wanted to make the driver lose his shit and hit him then probably sue.

 

 

 

The owner of the car had every right to do that. If he would have kicked the punk in the skull as hard as he could it would not bother me.

 

Man Crashes Car Then Leaves In Cab While Girlfriend Burns Alive

We have a winner for the biggest scumbag of the year. Maybe on the list of all-time dirtbags. This dude was the driver of the car that crashed and he left his date inside to take a cab to the hospital. What are you doing?! How can someone do this?

 

According to NYPost:

 

The driver in a fiery crash on the Gowanus Expressway early Friday morning hailed a cab and left the scene — leaving his female passenger burning to death inside the flame-engulfed car, according to police.

 

Saeed Ahmad, 23, of Brooklyn took the taxi to Maimonides Hospital in Borough Park, leaving his flaming 2007 Infiniti G35 sedan with the victim inside, cops said.

 

The charred body of Harleen Grewel, 25, of Astoria, Queens, was discovered in the front passenger seat after fire fighters extinguished the flames from the 4 a.m. crash.

 

Cops caught up with Ahmed at Maimonides, where he was being treated for burns to his extremities.

 

 

He was later arrested on charges of criminally negligent homicide, leaving the scene of an accident, aggravated unlicensed operation of a vehicle and speeding.

 

Cops say Ahmad, of Mill Basin, had lost control of his car as it was heading westbound near Centre Street in Red Hook. The car burst into flames after striking a concrete barrier.

 

 

Ahmad and Grewel may have been dating, the station reported.

 

Here is video from the news covering the situation. You can clearly see him getting into the cab with the fire going:

 

Russians “Allegedly” Hacked Pokemon Go To Create Controversy In The US

Really… What is next? You can’t even turn on Pokemon Go now without Russia trying to sneak in messages to you.

 

According to CNN a Russian-linked campaign used Pokemon Go, and the Black Lives Matter movement, to influence last year’s election.

 

 

How did they do it? The Facebook page “Don’t Shoot Us,” which has since been linked to a Russian troll farm called the Internet Research Agency, asked players to go near locations of police shootings and name their Pokemon after the victim and then place that Pokemon in a Pokemon gym for everyone to see. Players who did this would then be entered in a chance to win an Amazon Gift Card. (There is no evidence of anyone winning this contest.)

 

As of now, it appears that the idea was that everyone seeing these names would cause conflict between those who took the side of the police and those who took the side of the deceased.

 

In addition to the Pokemon Go campaign, the Facebook page also shared videos of police shootings and linked back to a website called donotshoot.us. The website was registered to “Clerk York” in Illinois. However, there is no public evidence of a Clerk York living in Illinois when the website was registered in March 2016. Additionally, the address used on the registration is for a shopping mall.

 

 

The “Don’t Shoot Us” page is one of 470 pages that Facebook has suspended for being linked the Internet Research Agency.

 

 

That being said, it’s hard, if not impossible, to know how effective this Pokemon Go campaign was.