Travis Becker

Travis Becker

Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Holding at a 2.2 GPA at some California Community College.

Guy Puts Couple On Blast After Catching Them Joining The Mile High Club

Most of the time the common rule is: Snitches get stitches! But this was way too perfect to not blast some ass. The dudes face mixed with the music and zooms worked so well.

 

DO NOT GO IN THERE! You are going to want that stank to clear out for at least 35 mins.

 

This guy was just minding his own business next to the bathroom when he noticed a 2nd person joined the already full bathroom. A few mins later a disappointed looking girl walked out while a dude with a cheese dick green was seen smiling.

 

I have a hard enough time just walking to the bathroom and peeing on a plane. Props to these people for both getting in there and getting right down to business.

 

THE SEINFELD MUSIC MAKES THE CLIP!

 

 

Maybe they both just had to take a big dump?

 

 

Maybe he had something stuck in his butt and needed help?

 

 

Maybe the TP was out and she was replacing it…?

NAHHHHH

 

 

That is sweat and regret on that face.

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Guys Bait Thieves By Fill Moving Truck With Sh*t Filled Boxes

The kings of the bait pranks are back with another one! This time they took a moving truck, filled it with a bunch of “moving boxes” that weren’t full of valuables… Instead, it was full with a bunch of shit!

 

A lot of people were hating on the guys who pulled the prank (TwinzTV) who are the kings of the bait pranks saying they were targeting a certain race.

 

To which someone responded with a statement: they didn’t force these guys into the truck. Instead of blaming Twinz of racism, try going out and holding these thieves accountable. There are plenty of poor, honest people who know not to steal. Shithead thieves deserve to have this happen, regardless of skin color. Maybe you should go to the hood and bitch these guys out for making you look bad.

 

Check out the video below.

Guy Who Went Viral For Grading His Ex’s Apology Letter Got Charged With Cyber-Bullying

Anytime you guys are sitting there seeing something dumb “going viral” and wish it was you, think twice. This guy went viral for getting dumped. Now his college is dumping him.

 

Talk about your all time backfires.

 

The University of Central Florida student who graded his ex’s misspelled apology note then tweeted it, has been suspended for cyber bullying.

 

Nick Lutz received the letter from his former girlfriend earlier this year, apologizing for her behavior during the relationship. But he took the ultimate revenge by picking up on the mistakes in the letter in red pen and sharing it on Twitter.

 

The tweets of the note, which he graded as a D minus for repetition and bad handwriting, quickly went viral, prompting his ex to file cyber-bullying claim.

 

If you missed the tweets here they are again:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Looking back at it now, it’s probably the craziest thing that will ever happen in my life,’ he told WFTV.

 

‘My main goal was never to expose her. It was to show the emphasis on the letter,’ he added.

 

But the University of Central Florida believes the tweet violated its code of conduct for disruption and cyber-bullying and have suspended him for two semesters and put him on probation.

 

Lutz’s attorney argues that it is a violation of his First Amendment right to free speech.

 

‘That should really, fundamentally, concern people. Not only those who are students, but people who believe in the idea of freedom of expression,’ said attorney Jacob Stuart.

 

Hopefully, this guy can fight his case because this is a bunch of bullshit!

 

UPDATE: Just as OJ got a 19th chance 1 hour ago Lutz tweeted out this!

 

 

 

Man Shoots Truck Tires After Workers Cut Internet During Pornhub Session

YO DUDE! CHILL! Pornhub is not going anywhere. There will always be another time you can get on and spank it. No need to shoot the place up. This dude does seem a little older so maybe he took a blue pill and was “charged up”.

 

I will give you one guess on where this went down…. Did you guess Florida? If so, you are right! Realllllllly tough question there.

 

Workers shut off a section of internet service when all hell broke loose.

 

Everyone was roasting the old dude in the comments for struggling with the gun. “Having trouble loading that gun pops? Maybe you shouldn’t own one if you can’t operate it properly.”

 

 

 

You can say that shit now, but in the heat of the moment, I am not getting anywhere near this crazy dude and his love of porn.

 

The worker uploaded the video on Facebook saying: “Boy people is crazy. We just be trying to do our job”. The video already has 1.5 million views.

 

Check it out below:

 

 

UPDATE: Old dude has been arrested. Jove was charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a firearm and felony vandalism.

“He just lost his mind for a moment. We don’t know what the deal is with him,” said Det. Carl Zogby, Hialeah Police. “Now, as part of the investigation, we’re going to find out if he’s got any history what his problem is. But, this was totally uncalled for.”

Workers Find Girl’s Summer Bucket List That Gets Real Sexual Real Fast

I need to know what some of this means! I am not even 30 and some of this shit is blowing over my head. And what is the deal with the “Two BJ’s”? How did she settle on two? Were three too many and one really not enough??

 

This girls list is filled with everything from drugs to sexual stuff and even the wild and crazy shit like decorate her room!

 

The story begins when a girl was cleaning up the dressing room when she stumbled across this “Summer Bucket List.”

 

You call it a bucket list, I call it a fuck it list.

 

Rather than just throwing the list away, the girl decided to share it on Twitter and of course it went viral.

 

Just imagine how sad this girl must have been when she left the mall without her list! Lucky for her, there is a copy online.

 

As you can see above, there’s a reason it went viral. The girl has some lofty goals that are sexual, fun, and downright hilarious.

 

14,355 Retweets 54,132 Likes

 

Some highlights include:

 

“have sex”

“hook up with Jacob (again)”

“get crossfaded 17 times”

“pet a giraffe”

“get a boob hickey”

“go to flagstaff drunk”

“super wild birthday”

“tie a message to a balloon and let it go”

 

After the internet got ahold of it there were some great reactions.

 

 

The original posters doesn’t seem like she was ready for the fame! Don’t worry it should all blow over quickly.

 

 

Check out some of the reactions:

 

This is going to be a long list if this is what we started with. Luckily someone filled her in on that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inmates Document Themselves on Snapchat Easily Escaping from Prison

This is like some real life Michael Scofield shit! The best part is, we have more people FILMING THEIR OWN CRIMES!

 

Three maximum security inmates bust out of the OC jail and spend a week on the run. Their escape was caught on camera with THEIR camera.

 

Three maximum security inmates busted out of the Orange County jail and spent a week on the run.

 

The escape was captured on the inmates’ camera.

 

The OCSD made the following statement: “The video released today contains footage that is part of an ongoing investigation and is consistent with information OCSD has already supplied verbally to the media.  We will not provide additional comment on a video narrative that seeks to make light of criminal actions.”

 

 

Checkout the video below:

 

Drunk College Kid Pulls Off Epic Escape After Cops Bust Party

We have all done some dumb things when we have been drunk. Running from the cops roof to roof and scaling trees? Not so much. I wonder what he was sipping on all night to get this wild!

 

You know you are witnessing a crazy night if someone is this high up in a damn tree hiding from the cops!

 

While watching this I also started wondering what in the hell he could have done at a house party that was so bad it made him want to go full fucking spider man.

 

Even if he is drunk under 21 a MIP is nothing compared to the charge he is about to get from running!

 

Drunk people do drunk people stuff though and that is why we are here!

 

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

 

 

I love the reactions from the people watching. “It’s NOT FUNNY THO” while someone else yells: ‘HE’S GONNA GET HURT!”

 

Hell yeah, he is going to get hurt. 1 if he falls he is going to break something on the landing. 2. if the cops go up to get him they are not going to be too happy. I am guessing at least one body slam and a stiff knee to the back to get the cuffs on would be in his future.

 

Surprisingly enough, even surrounded by all of the law enforcement, he got away!

 

Also, can you imagine the cops having to go back and explain the situation? With all that man power and fire trucks and had him surrounded on a roof and he still got away!

 

Someone is going to be pissed!

 

A law “expert” in the comments wrote: “All the charges are misdemeanors, with the right lawyer he can get out of it all. This epic dude will be back at it soon enough lol”

 

 

Check out the escape below:

 

Guys Plan Of Dating Six Different Girls In One Night To “Get Laid Easier” Obviously Blows Up In Face

What can go wrong with setting up dates from 5 to 8 pm with six different girls? Oh, he did it at the same bar… SO THEY ALL MET EACH OTHER! What an IDIOT!

 

 

According to UNILAD: A group of women struck up an unlikely friendship after being invited on a date by the same man on the same night – which was hilariously live tweeted by date number one.

 

Yep – one guy, six women, six dates, one night, same bar = recipe for disaster.

 

Lisette Pylant, from Washington DC, had been on a night out when her friends introduced her to a guy in a bar they’d just met. The pair then met up for a date but a second woman arrived to meet the same man just 45 minutes later.

 

 

 

The 26-year-old told UNILAD: Yes, everything that happened is unfortunately true.

 

I seem to have the world’s worst dating luck, but I’m glad I was able to make some new friends out of the situation at least.

 

I met this man at a bar on Saturday night when I was out celebrating my birthday with friends.

 

They saw I was texting my ex and wanted to try and make sure I had a better night than that, and so connected me with this guy they’d just met.

 

Assuming he knew my friends already I was polite and struck up a conversation with said guy before we continued on celebrating.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH IT IS NOT OVER!! NOT EVEN CLOSE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Shocks Crowd By Punching a Massive Bear Trap

WHY! JUST WHY! This is one of those videos where I hate to be “that guy” where I just bring it down. But this is so dumb. WHY EVEN TRY THIS!

 

This dude uploaded a video of his uncle punching a bear trap.

 

I wonder what the thought process was for this stunt. You know at some point the uncle had to try this without the camera rolling. Then he thought to himself “NO THAT IS A TALENT!” let’s bust it out on the crowd of all of our family. Cause who needs a damn hand!

 

Uncle is still a savage for doing something that I wouldn’t try in 100 years. 101 years and I am all over this shit.

 

 

 

 

Don’t try this at home but check out the full video below:

 

 

World’s Smartest Dog Keeps It’s Eye On The Prize

This dog knew exactly what it was doing.

 

Just when you think you are about to get some NSFW action. BOOM!

 

And just like that. Dog wins!

 

“Look cute, punch boob, fake for the drink, lick face, turn on phone, grab cake, works everytime.”

 

He saw the opportunity and he took it.

 

 

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