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These YouTubers are just searching what is trending these days, putting a little twist on it, and calling it a challenge. I don’t hate it. This is a challenge I can get behind.
They want to keep you guys in the loop. Today these three girls playing twister…
Forget this challenge I am out right when you have to walk on LEGOs to start.
You can also get stuck doing an ice bath. Also Out…
I have decided it will be more fun to just watch:
Check out the video below:
This is why you can’t try the stuff you see in the movies. It always works when the dude is juggling two separate girls on the same night. They never fail.
This is real life and this dude was NOT so lucky. He posted his story on Reddit:
This happened 4 months ago, so not today but still recent. I had been struggling after my divorce to find girls. I had all of the apps but my confidence was low.
My wife got the house so I was living with a recently married couple who were saving money and that didn’t help the pain. I work with the guy and can’t complain about the cheap rent but I guess they didn’t like me around the house every night mopping.
They set me up on a blind date. I should have been happy there.
The first date was a blind date with one of my roommate’s wives kind of close friends this part is important. You will know why soon.
It was going good. We had dinner and some drinks at one of those bars where you can play yard games. While this was going on I was still in a convo with one of my matches on Tinder. This has been a month long process and didn’t seem like it was going anywhere until of course, tonight.
She wanted to hang out but I was out on this date.
That part I told you was important. So I texted my friend asking more about her back story and she admitted that they aren’t that close but they still thought she would be a good match and get me out of the house. They didn’t know I already set up another date and if it wasn’t going to make them mad, I was going to blow this date off and go all in with my tinder date.
I got the check and paid for everything and told the girl I was tired and just going to head in for the night. We exchanged the awkward hug, almost kiss, handshake and went on our way.
I wasn’t going home, I headed 5 mins down the street to meet my Tinder date. Still pissed off at my roommate’s wife I texted them “will be out late dates going great” F*CK UP #1
Thinking they weren’t close friends… I didn’t think she would text her! This part is important later.
So my Tinder date is going awesome. We have had a few drinks. Both feeling each other and we head to the dance floor area. A few songs and shots later we are making out by the DJ booth and getting a little handsy. That’s when I feel something wet and pain on the side of my head.
I touch the “wet” and sure enough its blood. Tinder girl is screaming. I look behind me and blind date girl spider monkey jumps on her. I pass out.
Turns out she cracked a Corona bottle over my head.
Rewind on to how she found me. My roommate’s wife sent a text 2 hours after I left her “heard you guys are having a great time tonight and staying out late :)”
After exchanging more texts blind date girl convinced my roommate’s wife that she lost me while walking to the next bar. She asked her to get my pin from find my friends.
That is how she tracked me down. Saw me making out with another girl after telling her I was going home and found the closest thing to smash over my head.
I didn’t press charges on her and had to get 3 stitches. Tinder girl hasn’t responded to any of my messages. Blind date girl is not getting a text. I think I am retiring from dating.
Tl;dr I went on two dates in one night, date one convinced my friend to give out my location. The night ended in the hospital after she cracked a bottle over my skull.
Whoever is running the Wendy’s Twitter account needs a raise. Each day they come back with another tweet that is blowing up the internet.
They went viral the other day after saying a kid could have nuggets for life if he got 18 million retweets.
Yesterday they just destroyed the competition!
It started when two customers were talking about the 4 for 4 deal, comparing the chains Wendy’s and Hardee’s.
Hardee’s stepped to the plate… and a swing and a miss. Wendy’s is the king. And if you come at the king you best not miss.
I have had the luxury of living a pretty safe for work-life after reading some of these peoples situations. The closest thing I have come across was a dude using his phone to try and take dirty pics of our office assistant. He got caught of course.
A Reddit user asked: “What’s the most NSFW thing you’ve experienced in a professional situation?”
1. Work in the NICU. Walked in on a mom and dad snorting mom’s pain pills off the medical cart. Go figure their child was also born addicted to methadone. Immediate reporting done.
2. I worked at a restaurant and one of the hostesses would talk about having anal beads in while working and how she came when she walked around the restaurant.
3. Walked in on two people having sex in the break room. They claimed they hated each other and they ended up together
4. Owner’s son at a computer repair shop would use the test bench to look up stupid shit. He got the test bench infected with viruses while looking at cat porn. No people…. Just cats…. Having sex. At least he was laughing uncontrollably at it instead of furiously masturbating to it.
5. There was a guy and a girl, not in a relationship, that used to regularly go into the sick bay around lunchtime for 10-20mins. She was a bit loud. Everyone nearby knew when they were in session
6. I was on call at the hospital one night during my residency. I get called at about 3 am for a disturbance in a patient’s room. I walk down the hall and hear some screaming and a bunch of nurses standing outside this patient’s room. As I get to the door I see the patient standing in the corner, covered in her own poop, legs bent and bend up her gown. This woman was pulling out poop from her butt and throwing it at nurses and whoever tried to get near her. I “nope’d” the hell out of there. She eventually ran out of poop and I have a phone order for some meds to put her down. I felt bad for the housekeeping crew that night. They were up to their elbows in poop.
7. I worked with a woman who claimed she could give herself an orgasm using only her mind. On two occassions, I saw her demonstrate this. Of course, she could have been lying, but that is a weird thing to lie about. She claimed that the more people were watching, the easier it was for her. She seemed pretty convincing.
8. In Brazil, we have this Whatsapp joke where they put some random video with the audio of Alexis Texas moaning very loud. Once I was on a kinda serious meeting and my boss got caught in one of those jokes. Needless to say that everyone laughed and took a 5 minute break before resuming the meeting.
9. Used to work in a porn store. Had to kick someone out for peeing on the floor in a viewing booth.
10. I was the “Spot Kid” at a car dealership when I was 18. Moved cars around on the lot, when we got a “spot”, I’d clean it. spot was one of the salesman sold a car.
I’d also clean up trade-ins and some other vehicles when i got a chance.
We took in one of those big ass conversion vans on a trade. It was left in the back lot. On most slow nights, I’d grab one of the trades that was going to go back out on the lot and clean it. I was putting off cleaning this van for a while. It’s a big ass can and it would take hours. So when I finally decide to clean it, I grab the keys and head to the back of the lot.
Open the door, there’s two of the male salesman going at it on the shitty pullout bed. While the female sales manager watched from one of the swiveling captains chairs. There was a shit ton of coke involved. I shut the door and slowly backed away.
Never cleaned that van. The service manager asked why i hadn’t already. Told him that.. let’s say “Jan”, said I didn’t have to, and to ask her.
Few days later it gets loaded up and sent to auction. Nothing was mentioned for a few days about what I saw, but it was weird in the sales office when I was around.
Few days later 9/11 happened and all that was forgotten.
11. Coworker’s boyfriend dropped her off at work and the two of them asked me if he could experience giving a guy a blowjob and offered to give me one as I was the only bisexual guy they knew.
12. I was 50-something working in a middle school as the network/computer tech and got a blow job from a 30-something social studies teacher in her room, at her desk, during one of her planning periods.
13. I worked at a KFC. We had a nasty ex stripper that worked there and a horny manager. She wanted to go home early so they agreed that she could if he got to finger pop her asshole. They did it right behind the chicken warming case. I quit about a week later.
The last one is long and so so wrong:
Here goes. Worked in IT my whole life, about 12 years ago the director at the place I worked had a laptop that had failed. This was I think Windows Media Center edition days. Anyways, I get it working again and he had asked me to copy everything from the my docs folder to a portable hard drive as he was going to give the laptop to his son.
Well after I get it working I fire it up and go to my docs and notice there isn’t enough room on the drive to copy everything. So I click my pictures and thumbnails flood the screen.
Some of the craziest bondage pics I have ever seen. He was taking them (only knew this do to a few where there was a mirror). Our HR director from another state was in one of them, very clearly in the hotel we used while traveling to that state. She was tied up, bound, and had nipple clams on attached to various pieces of furniture.
It was crazy. This dude had pics of like 50 different women in there some from work.
So I lend him my own portable drive and copy over things like he asked.
He ended up “resigning” later as my PC Tech went to help him with a PC problem, the director got up to get a snack and as soon as my tech sat down an instant message appeared with a middle aged woman showing her ta-ta’s with some clothes pins on them and a message that said “what do you think”….
That wasn’t even why he got fired though, completely different reasons and it was like 2 years later. It was a deal where he had scammed the company for a TON of money.
So president calls me up and tells me to look through his emails as they are missing items, money, all kinds of stuff and they want me to try to filter through it.
The very first damn email was from his current girlfriend begging him to not break up with her, that she was starting to use the clamps on her nips and getting use to it, and that she’d be a good girl and start waking him up with a BJ like he had asked.
This dood was and overweight ugly mofo. No clue how he got with all these chicks… but damn….
My 2nd place story goes to my first place of employment, so we are back further now…..
Get a call that nothing is printing, turns out the file/print server is out of space. This is a company that is based out of Japan. So run treesize and discover that one user’s private drive has a SHIT load of japanese character folders that are large. So I open the first one and it’s all pictures of the same japanese naked girl. Next folder, different girl, etc etc.
This guy had downloaded something like 20GB of porn and taken time to label and sort it very detailed into separate folders. This was impressive because I think at the time we had a 128k internet connection, he had to have been dedicated.
Because he was from corporate they literally called a meeting with me/him/big boss. He comes in, they have me explain the problem and that we need him to delete them NOW so we have space for print jobs. He instead asks if he can bring in his CD burner and copy them off. THEY LET HIM. AND ASK ME TO FIND OTHER STUFF TO DELETE so the business can function…… I still can’t believe it…..
DID YOU KNOW: A distressed wasp releases pheromones that alert her colony to join her in stinging her attacker. Ouch.
DID YOU KNOW: Fire ant “rafts” can survive up to three weeks and have 165% more venom inside them than normal fire ants. ??
DID YOU KNOW: An octopus’s arms have different personalities. (Go here to read more truly crazy octopus facts!!!)
DID YOU KNOW: Most centipedes are carnivorous, feasting on crickets, ants, and other small creatures.
DID YOU KNOW: Cordyceps fungus is about as metal as it gets. The parasite takes over an insect’s body and can then control its behavior. One species forces its prey to climb up a plant stem and die, and its spores are then scattered by the wind to infect more insects. I WANT MY MOM.
DID YOU KNOW: Deer shed their antlers and the velvet that coats them and then regrow a new set every year. (The shedding doesn’t cause them any discomfort.) Some athletes take deer velvet supplements as an illicit performance enhancer, as the velvet contains a growth hormone similar to insulin.
DID YOU KNOW: Holy shit, these salmon are crossing a damn road.
DID YOU KNOW: OK, THIS IS REAL. It’s called a brinicle, and it’s an underwater icicle of brine. You can read about how they’re formed here, but basically once they reach the sea floor, they create an expanding cone of ice that freezes to death everything in its path.
DID YOU KNOW: Jaguars, unlike most other cats, are good swimmers and often prey on water animals like fish and turtles.
DID YOU KNOW: Lava is so hot that it can literally explode when it hits ocean water.
DID YOU KNOW: Eagles typically eat fish, but can kill and eat animals the size of large waterfowl.
DID YOU KNOW: Killer whales often strike seals with their tails to debilitate them first, as seals and sea lions have sharp claws and teeth and can fight back.
DID YOU KNOW: Female lions do most of the hunting; male lions typically hang back from the action until a kill is made.
DID YOU KNOW: Water, earthquakes, and vegetation growth all contribute to rockfall, which is obviously impossible to predict.
DID YOU KNOW: The goblin shark’s creepy long snout acts like a “metal detector” to pick up on the electric currents found in living things. Once it’s located its prey, its huge jaw snatches forward to engulf it.
DID YOU KNOW: Mother rabbits are fiercely protective of their babies and will take on any predators who approach their nests.
DID YOU KNOW: Venus fly traps can emit a fluorescent blue glow to attract bugs.
DID YOU KNOW: The highly toxic venom of the snail paralyzes its fish prey instantly so it can’t wiggle away.
DID YOU KNOW: Stingrays are carnivorous and chew their prey with their tiny jaws.
H/T buzzfeed.com
This is how things go from BAD to WORSE! Literally getting covered in your own sh*t!
A Tinder date apparently went terribly wrong after a woman got stuck hanging upside down out a window – while allegedly trying to retrieve her own poo.
I recently took a girl met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour into Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
“I went for a poo in your toilet”, she told me “and it would not flush. I don’t know why did this, but panicked”, she continued “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window”.
was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside World by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight Zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
AS can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is Seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the Window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested “inside outblagas glove” technique. Unfortunately, she couldn’t reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her ownturd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.
She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, grabbed her waist and pulled. But she was stuck. Stuckfast.Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuckfast, upside down in the gap. Here is a picture to illustrate:
Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one Way out of our predicament. She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health. I called the fire brigade.
Bristol’s finest were on scenesirens blairing in a matter of minutes. Once they had composed themselves after surveying the scene in front of them, they set to work removing my date from the window using all of their special firemen hammers and tools. It took them about 15 minutes. Here is a picture of them working:
People even made a GoFundMe for the girl!
H/T dudecomedy.co
Dude tried to look tough on the internet forgetting that the cops also have the internet.
Since everyone’s got Twitter now, including the police you can’t just lie.
Blake Albert, was vaping near a vehicle and his friend took a video and then Albert himself uploaded it. He also tagged the local police in it, which implies that he was probably vaping something illegal. Like weed.
Except it wasn’t a police car.
It wasn’t a cop car at all! Poor Albert was so confused.
Over 170k people retweeted it in less than 2 days!
Dumbass Blake!
He isn’t the only person caught lying on the internet.
H/T http://dudecomedy.co/
So last week, a Brooklyn Supreme Court judge ordered a judgment against Sayar in her absence; $750,000 in punitive damages for Eng.
Authorities said that she had both oral sex and intercourse with the teen at least eight times in her SUV and in her office at the school.
She is also said to have plied the teen with marijuana which she kept hidden in her filing cabinet. The mother-of-one was supposed to be tutoring the footballer in her office while his teammates were using the weight room next door.
The school found out about the alleged sexual relationship when Kevin’s girlfriend became suspicious.
After hacking Eng’s Facebook account, the girl found messages he had sent to Sayar which read, ‘I love you so much’ and ‘I always loved you, since last year’.
Sayar replied: ‘Oh no — I’m not putting myself out there again. I made that mistake last night and you couldn’t handle it.’
Despite this, the teacher gave the boy her mobile number and ordered him to delete their conversations.
The couple also exchanged 3,856 text messages during a span of 17 days.
H/T http://dudecomedy.co/
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The transition from high school to college isn’t easy for everyone. Some people don’t know what to do with their newfound freedom from parental supervision and spend their freshman year blacking out and throwing up all over the campus quad; some people just straight-up stop bathing because they don’t have anyone forcing soap into their hair, and some people go to school far, far away from all their friends and family and subsequently find themselves all alone. Those people are the ones who tend to become the most annoyingly loud shits in your dorm, all because they’ve had the same friends since 3rd grade and don’t know how to make new ones and compensate by being loud. Newsflash fuckheads, “loud” doesn’t equal “outgoing,” just like how “curvy” doesn’t equal “obese.” There’s a fine line between being confident and trying to front as the “top bitch” at your school, and unfortunately this incoming freshman at South Carolina hasn’t figured out the difference yet.
So right off the bat: you’re not getting a bid anywhere. You just screwed yourself with that Facebook post by identifying yourself as a snobby try-hard, and even though your name is blurred out I can guarantee you that you’ll be blacklisted from every sorority at USC. You might think you look “cool,” but no chapter is going to want the girl who openly says “I plan on majoring in frat boys with an emphasis on beer and a minor in mixed drink.” Sure sororities party and shit, but that’s not what it’s about on paper and so any chapter advisor with at least half of a brain cell will automatically axe you even if the girls you talk with like you. Nice move there.
Besides automatically boning yourself when it comes to rush, why would you want to make your first impression to your entire class of 2019 to be that you’re an entitled little twat? “Your parents better make at least six figures/have at least two houses outside of the continental U.S.”? “I only associate with an elite group of people”? That elite group of people must be really, really small since I’m pretty sure no “regular” person is going to want to put up with this sort of bullshit, so get ready to have 0 friends and 0 idea why no one wants to talk to you.
On a lighter note, I get that this is a joke and I’m just shitting on this girl because it’s easy and I’m an asshole. But come on. Don’t be a fucking moron on a public Facebook group just because you think it’s “cool,” because in reality that message could wind up making the rounds on the Internet and then EVERYONE, even people who haven’t met you, will think you’re an idiot, even if you aren’t.
Oh wait, that’s what just happened. Bummer.
[H/T TSM]