I wish I could do this. I eat healthily and some how gain 5 pounds.
Brian Northrup, who calls himself Lord of Pizza, ate an entire Domino’s pizza every day for a year and he somehow actually lost weight! No, you are not dreaming. This actually happened.
Northrup did exactly what many of us have longed to do our whole lives and he didn’t even turn into a fat tub of goo while doing it. Amazing. In fact, he actually ate an entire Domino’s pizza every day for 373 days straight – more than a year!
But… how?
“The real ambition of the series had less to do with cheese and sauce, and more to do with sharing the mental framework I’ve used to achieve the level of fitness.
“Too often have I heard trainers, fitness ‘gurus’ and even doctors tell people: ‘You can’t outwork a bad diet.’ I believe all of those people vastly underestimate what is possible through hard work.
“Just look at Michael Phelps; the man became arguably the greatest athlete in the world on a diet he claimed consisted of pizza, as well as a lot of other ‘bad’ foods, on a daily basis. I think a good diet is highly dependent on the individual and it is more important to focus on making sure your diet includes everything you need, than what you need to cut out.”
At least she knows there is a way to make a few bucks of some of the dumb people we have in this world.
According to Distractify: Call it dark humor or whatever, but there’s a special kick to be had out of acting like things that aren’t drugs, are drugs. A kick that this Twitter user experienced when she posted photos of her high school biology project online.
The most popular drug for those under 12 is heroin, via mechanical pencil.
So it is no surprise that someone was this in need to get there hand on some fresh stuff. It is actually scary how young these kids are trying stuff out. Luckily the only buzz you are getting off this drug is… well, nothing.
Now at first glance, yes, it looks like her individually wrapped lima beans are actually pills. So she joked that they were.
Some people weren’t privy to the joke, however, and actually thought that the beans were molly. And they had more than a few questions about the kind of high these lima beans would produce.
Something she found absolutely hilarious, so much so that she played along with it and shared her joy with the rest of the internet.
Twitter was loving the joke. Some people even called her the trolling legend.
People really need to stop getting into her DMs. Nobody ever comes out alive. EVER!
LadBible: Mia Khalifa isn’t the sort to shy away from anything, really, especially when it comes to calling people out on social media.
She’s made a habit of exposing athletes who slide into her DMs on Twitter, swatting away their advances like a fly on a hot day.
The latest to fall victim to this is Chicago Cubs player Willson Contreras.
The former adult actress screenshotted a number of messages the catcher had sent to her, in which he claims to be a massive fan, hoping for her just to say hi.
This time people are happy she roasted another dude. AKA People are done with this gag Mia.
If you are someone who has not seen or not familiar with the name Mia Khalifa, then either you’re lying or you must be living under the rock all this time. A website which shows cartoons and stuff for the grown ups ranked Mia number one attraction on December 28, 2014. She was born and bred in the Middle East, however her passion and career choice quickly drew strong criticism from many, people of her country grew jealous of her popularity so they branded her career choice as shameful. They even called Mia Khalifa herself a disgrace to her country. She was born in Beirut, Lebanon and moved with her family to the United States in 2000. She’s also known as Mia Callista, but the name didn’t stick with her after she became a famous personality on the internet, she became popular as Mia Khalifa among the youth. She along with her family moved to US in 2000 when she was just 7 years old.
She graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree in history from University of Texas at El Paso. After graduating from the college, she wasn’t sure about her career. So she started working at a fast food restaurant, burger joint ‘Whataburger’ in Miami, Florida. When she was working at the fast food restaurant. She was approached by a customer for a job in the adult entertainment industry. Mia realized it was a once in a lifetime opportunity so she listened to the career calling and joined the industry. Mia’s family were not happy with Mia’s career choice. They haven’t spoken to her since she joined the adult industry. Mia was born a Muslim, but she converted to Christianity. This further enraged her parents and country men.
She rose to fame through a highly controversial video which was released in early 2015. The video featured her wearing a ‘hijab’ and performing her special talents. This led to her becoming Punhub’s no. 1 searched star. But the video garnered much criticism from Lebanon. She even received death threats from Lebanon and other Muslim populated countries in the middle-east. Just after she turned 18, She married an American man in February 2011. She currently lives with her husband and two dogs in Florida, Miami.
Khalifa resided in Miami, Florida during her pornographic career and then relocated back to Texas. Khalifa is a fan of Florida State Seminoles football and attempted to recruit Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller to transfer to Florida State through social networking. After ending her pornographic career, she used her social media presence of over 1 million Twitter and 300,000 Instagram followers to support the professional sports teams from the Washington, D.C. area, including the Washington Redskins, Washington Wizards and the National Hockey League’s Washington Capitals of whom her favorite player is André Burakovsky. Dan Steinberg of The Washington Post observed that despite her change of career, Khalifa’s social media feed was “still a bit more risque than that of, say, Ben Bernanke.”
She has a tattoo of the opening line of the Lebanese National Anthem, and another of the Lebanese Forces Cross. She got the latter in 2012 after a bombing in Lebanon, stating it was to “show solidarity with my father’s political views.” Both tattoos have come under the scrutiny of her detractors.
Khalifa has also said that her parents have stopped speaking to her because of her career choice. In a statement, her parents disassociated themselves from her actions, saying that her decision to enter the porn industry was born of her residence in a foreign country which had a different culture than theirs, and that her actions did not reflect her upbringing. They also said that they hoped that she would leave pornography, saying that her image did not honor her family or her home country.
An online petition called for Khalifa to be appointed by President Donald Trump as the next United States Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
This is the most genius plan I have ever seen. And not someone on the internet is going to ruin it for all of us!
I am about to do this before the next EDM show and sell shots for $15 a pop. Going to make millions!
According to LadBible: There’s nothing more annoying at a festival than when you can’t take booze through into the main arena. You either have to try to sneak it in – and let’s face it, a can in each welly isn’t really going to last you for the day – or you have to accept being ripped off for pints of lager that taste like piss.
An American man named Alex, however, had another solution: bury his booze on site, weeks ahead of the festival taking place, and then dig it up once it had begun.
Three weeks before Electric Zoo 2017, the New Yorker traveled to Randall’s Island, where he buried a water bottle full of vodka for consumption after the event had been set up.
He told LADbible that he drew his inspiration from pirates, with his five-strong festival crew wanting to see if they could ‘bury treasure without it being disturbed’.
Describing how he did it, Alex said: “I’ve been going to Electric Zoo for over four years now so I know the layout very well.”
“The planning of the burial was simple. We used Google maps and marked our spot on GPS so we knew where it would be. Then we waited.”
When the group turned up at the festival though, it wasn’t quite as easy as they might have hoped. Although pinpointing the vodka was simple, the next problem was digging it up without attracting the attention of the festival CCTV cameras and security.
“It was a bit of an operation but in the end we got through it,” he said.
“The objective once we got into the festival was to remove the bottle without attracting attention. The hardest part was trying not to raise any suspicions because there’s quite a lot of cameras and festival staff around.”
“Once we got to the GPS spot, we all huddled around it. I did a double take to make sure we were in the clear and then one of us dug up the vodka.”
“All in all, it took us about 10 minutes.”
Once they had got through that then all was left was to pass to bottle around and enjoy the show.
After uploading images of his successful excavation to Facebook the post went viral, and Alex is now working on a book of other festival secrets and money-saving tips.
You know the saying “the rich get richer” that doesn’t always work if you are gambling big bucks like playboy Dan Bilzerian.
When you’ve made over $150 million fortune from gambling there’s a fair chance that you’ve made a few bizarre bets in your time. playboy Dan Bilzerian is no exception.
The self-proclaimed King of Instagram, Dan Bilzerian, built up his reputation through being a cocky poker player.
According to ladbible: He might not be where he is today without amassing a huge fortune from his gambling – which has allowed him to buy private jets and fly all over the world with a seemingly endless supply of gorgeous women.
His younger brother taught him how to play cards when he was 22-years-old and in the 14 years since, he’s placed some incredible wagers, with ones paying serious dividends, and others leaving him frustrated.
But he’s told In Depth with Graham Bensinger about the time he bet $6 million on the flip of a coin.
Dan Bilzerian shares stories of wild bets, including losing $6 million on a coin flip and betting against a rower crossing the Atlantic Ocean. Plus, Bilzerian discreetly talks of betting against a current NBA star who lost $12 million over the course of a poker bender.
According to the 36-year-old, he literally made a heads or tails bet that was worth more than some people would ever make in their entire working lives. Some might scream at the idea of losing that much money, that quickly, however Dan’s reaction was ‘whatever’ and he continued about his life.
While that experience barely seemed to register with Bilzerian, he did reveal the time which got his blood pumping. Dan says the most amount of money he’s ever won playing poker was $12.8 million (£9.4 million), which was made over the course of three games.
He told Graham: “I’ll never forget it because I was sitting there… with like over 18 million, because I had bought in for some money and I was up the 12, but I had, you know, other money that I had bought in.
“I think I actually lost initially, so then I rebought. I just remember distinctly having $18 million in front of me and we’re playing No Limit Hold ‘Em, and we’re playing heads up and the blinds where $10,000, $25,000, so it’s a real big game.
“And at any given point, this guy, you know he’s a maniac, he’s a billionaire.
“So, at any point, if he goes all in, I have to make a decision for $18 million, so that, to me, was like probably one of the most stressful periods of time. I think I had a little bit of hair fall out.”
He added that it was a rough journey to become the playboy multimillionaire that he is today. After his brother taught him how to play, he would use virtually all of his Veteran’s Affairs and grant money on gambling every week.
He was broke in his sophomore year after getting into online gambling as well as being too confident in other games, where he’d try to bluff his way into winning every hand. But he turned his financial situation around when he told three of his guns, and used the cash to play on a poker table on a boat in international waters.
His bank account went from three digits, to five, and then exploded when he got to Las Vegas.
According to Fox 11: Shocking video shows a motorcyclist kicking at a car that gets close. The car then slams into the center divider, before spinning into traffic, causing a truck to flip.
An apparent road rage incident was caught on camera in Santa Clarita in a video that’s gone viral.
The video was posted to Facebook showing a crash that appears to be caused by road rage on the 14 Freeway.
California Highway Patrol is investigating and looking for the motorcyclist, who drove away after the crash.
Who hasn’t beached their jet ski after leaving your private yacht party to see a few buddies on the beach…
My boy Dan Blitz found out the hard way that when you park on the sand for too long sometimes the waves are gone… Luckily Dan is a muscle man and can just power lift that ski with his massive chest and arms! Wait… Nevermind.
The guy who posted the Instagram video is one of the funniest guys on the internet. I think he made up this huge long story as a joke but the video of Dan B is a classic by itself:
posting this just so u know not every day me and my best bud @danbilzerian have together is perfect. we took dan’s jetski out this morning to do what we call a “Malibu Fishing Trip”- its where we launch dan’s jetski in malibu then ride all the way down to the dockside Hooters near the port of long beach (long way i know but were going fast as shit obviously) once we get to hooters, dan does a ton of donuts and flexes until a bunch of the waitresses run out and try swimming towards dan lmao! then dan calls a couple uber XL’s to take the hooters waitresses back to his place and we try to race the ubers back to malibu hahaha. once we get to dan’s crib you know whats going down (sex, lots of it, dan banging the ‘catch of the day’ lmfao) but anywho, we got to malibu and dan started having some trouble launching the jetski, total bummer. I tried to help but he got super agitated. hes been taking alex jones’ supplements and i think they’ve been making him a little on edge. He told me basically to go wait up here at Nobu until he gets it launched so here i am sucking down a couple mai tai’s feeling a little dejected tbh. just posting this for anyone who thinks dan never struggles- i know it all looks like fun and games but dan had to overcome tons of obstacles just like this to get to where he is. hopefully he gets it in the water soon so we can do some ‘fishing’
Here is the video:
Dan doesn’t seem too worried about it. Even though the top comments are all trolling him: Damn dan, did you ever get your water ski back in the water? Or are you still stuck on shore?
Thank you internet for blessing us with more gold. Let me warn you before you read this… You might be worried for the future after seeing how ridiculous some these people are.
Twitter took a break from making fun of The President and watching him make fun of other people to combine powers and expose how dumb some people can be. Let me warn you before you read this… You might be worried for the future after seeing how ridiculous some these people are.
Think about the dumbest thing you have ever overheard. Mine was a lady saying she got knocked up from a hot tub. I know, the oldest one in the book. That girl is in jail now.
Let me warn you before you read this… You might be worried for the future after seeing how ridiculous some these people are.
People can’t just take selfies anymore. You gotta get all up in the cage to impress the chicks.
The dude climbed the fence surrounding the panda exhibit and jumped in. Idiot.
The young man hopped into the enclosure in front of the women and then proceeded to wake up the panda inside. Because everyone knows your macho points are void if you trespass on a slumbering panda.
Displeased with being woken up for the sake of male posturing, the panda, Mei Ling, turned on the man and latched onto his leg.
Surveillance cameras at the zoo captured the entire encounter, including the scuffle between bear and man, following the panda’s initial attack.
What a bunch of clowns. These people are just trying to do their job and get home and the end of the day and people have to do shit like this… WHY?!
They were the people who tried to cut the line before getting called out. Not a lot of logic in this car.
1. filming it and posting it on social media got 1.5m people in just one day who can recgonize you or the fast food place.
2. the place has camera with your licences plate, again setting you up to get in more trouble.
Mediatakeout, the king of CRAZY cap titles and WORDS to get your FIRED! up. Wrote: “OUUUUCH!!! Fast Food Manager Gets A GATORADE BOTTLE TO THE FACE . . . After He Confronts Men Who Tried To ‘CUT THE LINE’!!”
Only Bitches I saw in this video were the ones who throw something then drive off immediately after.
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